The Life And Times Of A Teenage Nobody.

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slowstorm:

The Acacia Strain - Carbomb (Slowed for Indiscriminate Life Ending and Building Demolition)

Dear fucking god.

http://slowstorm.tumblr.com/

Fuuuuck this is so sick haha

World Ender.

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happyvoicescry:

:( no more Benny Chop pole. What the… @bennychop (Taken with Instagram at Au Lac)

Fresh start..

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happyvoicescry:

Joel Mcgann

😍

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thedailywhat:

Lights Out: Everything Is Terrible presents a collection of completely WTF self-defense techniques you can employ to fight off a potential rapist, including “passing gas” or “excreting on yourself” in an attempt to be less attractive to an attacker.

And, of course, there’s the ever-popular “bite his d*ck off” technique.

What? Learn actual martial arts? That’s silly.

(Sorta not safe for work, graphic cucumber-biting.)

[b3ta.]

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